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Nothing like a joke thread! I won't ask that you keep the jokes 'clean' - so many good medical ones aren't. But with some relation to medicine, please! So: An old man needed high risk surgery. His so
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 12/5/2012 12:12 AM BST
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In Response to Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!: A patient comes in to see an opthalmologist. "Please sit down and tell me what bothers you with your eyes". The patient starts to undress and drops his pants and underwear. What are you doing sir? I am not a urologist!" "Doctor, don't mess with me. When I pee, my eyes are climbing out of their holes!!" Posted by yoram chaiter A nice & medical piece of joke Dr. Yoram! It reminded me the student life. |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 12/5/2012 1:09 AM BST
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A Man walks into his Doctors office for a follow up on his cancer case. The Doctor says that the man only has six months left to live, The Man tells the Doctor he cannot pay his bill for at least 12 months, so the Doctor gives him six months more to Live!!!! DuaneF |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 12/5/2012 6:14 AM BST
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In Response to Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!: A Man walks into his Doctors office for a follow up on his cancer case. The Doctor says that the man only has six months left to live, The Man tells the Doctor he cannot pay his bill for at least 12 months, so the Doctor gives him six months more to Live!!!! DuaneF Posted by DuaneF An interesting sense of humor! I liked it Duane! |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 12/5/2012 8:43 PM BST
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Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, “Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o’clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.” The second old man says, “You think you have problems. I’m eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.” Finally the third old man speaks up, “Fellas: I’m ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.” |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 13/5/2012 2:14 PM BST
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In Response to Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!: Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing? Posted by drrathore A simple but intelligent sense of humor! I appreciate it. |
