Joke thread! Medically related only please!
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Nothing like a joke thread! I won't ask that you keep the jokes 'clean' - so many good medical ones aren't. But with some relation to medicine, please! So: An old man needed high risk surgery. His so
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 10/12/2012 5:00 AM GMT
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Good morning, this joke thread was probably brought to attention by the SPAM person again... I didn´t check all 26 pages, so maybe this one is alsready there: Freud´s favourite: " Is life worth living ? - It depends on the liver." Have a nice day !! |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 10/12/2012 1:22 PM GMT
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In Response to Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!: Good morning, this joke thread was probably brought to attention by the SPAM person again... I didn´t check all 26 pages, so maybe this one is alsready there: Freud´s favourite: " Is life worth living ? - It depends on the liver." Have a nice day !! Posted by Carolin Most respectfully madam, i'm not the SPAM person.It's just that i knew this thread was here. That's a nice thing you've shared.In the society i live in, liver ( jigar) is a slang word,they use for a fast /close friend.So part from the real meanings of the phrase,the other slang part also works fine. Cheers!
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 10/12/2012 3:03 PM GMT
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I know you´re not him, of course, you do write excellent English and don´t direct us to some obscure page ... :-) The one I was referring to was probably deleted by Matthew... What language does your liver speak ?? Best wishes C. n Response to Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!: In Response to Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please! : Most respectfully madam, i'm not the SPAM person.It's just that i knew this thread was here. That's a nice thing you've shared.In the society i live in, liver ( jigar) is a slang word,they use for a fast /close friend.So part from the real meanings of the phrase,the other slang part also works fine. Cheers! Posted by SURB |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 10/12/2012 6:08 PM GMT
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In Response to Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!: I know you´re not him, of course, you do write excellent English and don´t direct us to some obscure page ... :-) The one I was referring to was probably deleted by Matthew... What language does your liver speak ?? Best wishes C. n Response to Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please! : Posted by Carolin Thanks for the appreciation of my language skills.I'm just another eager student. A misunderstanding on myside really.Moderators are quite efficient here. & I was raised to speak Urdu. My regards. ========== Some interesting stuff that i came across.   & One for Dr.John.   |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 29/1/2013 7:46 AM GMT
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Pay your attention on it : Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 29/1/2013 3:38 PM GMT
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A man came to see his doctor, but he was very embarrassed. "What is the problem?" asked the doctor "I'll show you, but you must promise not to laugh" "Of course I will not laugh, I am a professional, now show me the problem" The man droped his trousers and revealed the very smallest penis that the doctor had ever seen. In spite of his years in the profession, the doctor burst out laughing. He struggled to control himself and apologised to the man for his outburst of laughter. "Tell me," said the doctor, "what is wrong with it?" "It's swollen!" |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 29/1/2013 9:48 PM GMT
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In a Family Physicians room a young & newly married woman came with her mother in law. The young woman had taken a Purdah over her face and was really very shy to show her face to the doctor. The mother in law said," Don't be shy mya daughter in law, he is a doctor not a man.." |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 19/5/2013 7:55 AM BST
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Got this one today via an email. The Problem with speaking English.
Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. |
