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Nothing like a joke thread! I won't ask that you keep the jokes 'clean' - so many good medical ones aren't. But with some relation to medicine, please! So: An old man needed high risk surgery. His so
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Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 27/4/2012 6:10 PM BST
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Nothing like a joke thread! |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 27/4/2012 8:38 PM BST
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Doctor asking his young patient ' You will have to undergo cardiac surgery immediately' Patient 'Sir I have already donated my heart to my beloved & as such I am heartless' |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 27/4/2012 10:14 PM BST
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This probably doesnt count as a joke, more like a funny story. My GP told me he was examining an elderly man's chest and went behind him to listen to his chest. He began to pull his shirt up but it was really hard to come untucked from the patients trousers. He pulled harder and only when he had pulled the shirt up to his upper back did he realize that he was actually pulling on the poor patient's underpants.. Talk about ATOMIC WEDGIE!!
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 28/4/2012 1:52 AM BST
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When asking an elderly lady about her waterworks problems and how she was coping with any leaks she replied.... "Oh don't worry doc I've got some of those continental pads" ....presumably they were the large ones...
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 28/4/2012 4:43 PM BST
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3 Doctors are at a Convention talking Shop. The first Doctor says: "I love doing surgery on Artists, they are so colorful: red Hearts, pink Stomachs, green Spleens." The next Doctor says: "Me, I love doing surgery on Accountants, open them up and all their Parts are numbered, makes it very easy.” The third Doctor says: "I love doing surgery on Lawyers, they have no Heart, they have no Guts and the Head. |
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 28/4/2012 7:37 PM BST
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An old woman goes to her GP. To try and distract her during the examination, the GP asks "do you know how they make the rubber gloves I'm wearing?" "No," the old woman replies. "What happens is, that a bunch of people with different sized hands stick their hands into some moulding gel at a factory. Then when they take them out, the company can use the moulds to make gloves." "That's very interesting" replies the old lady. A few moments later, the old lady bursts out laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the GP "I've just worked out how they make condoms!!"
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Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!
posted at 28/4/2012 10:20 PM BST
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In Response to Re: Joke thread! Medically related only please!: 3 Doctors are at a Convention talking Shop. The first Doctor says: "I love doing surgery on Artists, they are so colorful: red Hearts, pink Stomachs, green Spleens." The next Doctor says: "Me, I love doing surgery on Accountants, open them up and all their Parts are numbered, makes it very easy.” The third Doctor says: "I love doing surgery on Lawyers, they have no Heart, they have no Guts and the Head. Posted by mukhtar ali A bit correction sir....... The third Doctor says: "I love doing surgery on Lawyers, they have no Heart, they have no Guts and the Head and the Ass are interchangeable!" Here's mine. A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion." |
